In the game of life, Tiffany long ago made it into the league of superheroes. Her superpowers include an iron will, superhuman tact and an unbelievably direct manner, with which she sweeps every obstacle out of the way. The young Zürich native learned to use her powers responsibly at the Swiss Marketing Academy, and perfected them at Austin Community College. But like all heroes, she must confront her fears on a regular basis. That's why the Zürcher Seeüberquerung – a mass crossing of Lake Zurich – is inked onto her calendar every year. Beyond that, her only known weaknesses are pasta and polenta, the latter of which she can prepare in 100 variations. And after every day full of heroic deeds, we rejoice anew that Tiffany is fighting on our side.